Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.
Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away.
In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...
Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?' Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'
Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...
Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?' Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!'
To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...
Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?' Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!' Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?' Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'
funny
i can feel it coming!
Thursday, April 24, 2008
i want that electric blue dress in blOok! and maybe the damn-sexy-until-can-nose-bleed bareback... haha!
when my bro left us, me and the gay-ish ZK went wondering around pyramid hoping to see him. HAHA!
i went to
and flipped every single piece of men's wear. very fun la.
after that i lie on ZK on the bench outside some watch shop
gay-ing
walking on stilts. damn thin! too thin very ugly la.
i don't wanna give my children chinese names. randomly random. hehe
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
for the past few days, my personal message in my MSN is " i wanna go MILAN! ".
just now a friend of mine asked this question.
~alicetee~N lOvELy tEdDY bEaR" says (6:34 PM): u say u wan go to milan? ms JOSH says (6:34 PM): yeah ms JOSH says (6:34 PM): haha ~alicetee~N lOvELy tEdDY bEaR" says (6:34 PM): at the sabah right?
sabah! HA HA! i think she failed her geography....
Sunday, April 20, 2008
" Ryan, this commander (that's me) pretty or not? " *Ryan nodded*
*edited* somebody whom i never seen before, asked me whether imma model. he say i got the model vibe. how i wish i can be a model too. wear nice clothes, having people making up for me and styling my hair. heh if my dad knows he'll KILL me! ok lah not to the extend lah. i'm just exaggerating.
second one " so, what language u speak with ur mom? " " mandarin " " ur parents don't know how to speak English? " " dunno. my dad speak English like CHICKEN! "
classic! HAHA
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Something i learnt about myself is my face won't turn red even if i'm a step away from getting drunk! how cool is that?! luckily i'm not like my mom.
Friday, April 11, 2008
eeek! so cute!
now, i'm listening to songs like Nocturne for piano No. 9 Raindrops Prelude Nocturne in G minor all by Chopin.
to get inspiration! nonsense
i feel like i'm getting more and more crazier......
attended my college's graduation + fashion show yesterday. It was a BLAST! know why? cos got lotsa cute guys. hehe!
then when the fashion show started i spotted another handsome guy he was one of the judge he's jonathan C H E N G! damn handsome wei with his mustache. he one of the malaysian designer. until yesterday only i noticed him. how can i missed out sucha handsome mustache guy? haha
i saw another handsome mustache guy also. with his GF. holding hands with GF but still checking out other girls.
and the fashion show was quite errr... bored? cos all the designs are women's wear. sien lar no men's wear.
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
Il Divo - The Man You Love
I only wanna be the man to give you everything I can every day and every night love you for all my life. I don't wanna change the world as long as you're my girl it's more than enough, just to be the man you love.
~~~~ I've watched Umizaru 1 & 2 on Crunchy Roll & Dailymotion nice movie! Hideaki Ito is drop dead gorgeous! I'm so back dated!
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There's a competition which i dont know whether to participate or not... Malaysia Young Designers' Competition (MYDC) 9th April is the deadline few more days left i need to come out with 12 designs either 6 males and 6 females or 12 males or 12 females if i win, i'll be happy enough if i get 3rd place. RM2000